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There once was a retarded man who lived at peace with everybody. he was quite successful despite his disability.
He had worked at Wal-Mart all his adult life and managed to make just a little bit more than minimum wage. Until one
day his sister brought her new boyfriend over. At first, she and her brother got along fine. But then her boyfriend encouraged
her to make fun of her disabled brother. The drama from being made fun of caused the brother to become schizophrenic.
Eventually he snapped and killed his sister and her boyfriend. Then he killed his boss and nearly half of the people in the
Wal-Mart because he thought that they were making fun of him. While killing he yelled, "Stop making fun of me!" Then he went
home and killed both of his parents. Then one of the neighbors came and called the cops on him. He confronted the neighbor
and asked, "Why did you call the cops?" Then the brother went to his house. He grabbed his Dad's 50 caliber rifle. Jumping in
his Mom's car, he drove all over the neighborhood and killed half of the people-including the neighbor who had called the cops.
During his rampage he would again yell, "Stop making fun of me!" Finally the cops arrived and killed him in a shootout.
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There once was a little girl who lived in the shadows of her own mind.
Her tears existed through the galaxy and were not hard to find.
She had a great clock.
She counted the seconds as it wen't tick-tock.
Through the mire and through the clay,
She looked up at the sky and made her enemies all pay.
She said, "Oh if I could ever be transformed by the diamond of light."
she dreamt of always soaring to a new height..
She looked within herself and wondered why she no longer wished she was dead.
As she poured out her psychie in a big bed.
She glanced up at the sky and saw the puppet master who was pulling her strings,
As great signs and wonders were demonstrated every time she sings.
Then her mind began to sneak in to a deep pit,
As she saw within the pit all the spiders and rats inside,
The collective consciousness of the world made her want to run and hide.
She tried to solve the spiders curse,
As she was plunged in to the toilet of the universe.
She then wondered why she was able to prevent herself from going insane,
Because she had to much of an intelligent mind to maintain.
It was thrown at her from every direction,
Knives to alter her great complexion.
As she glanced in to outer space,
She wondered with great obsession,
How she was going to get grace from the 11th dimension.
Now, this may be hard to understand,
why she was transformed from a girl, to a boy, and then to a man,
She became the true Alice in Wonderland.
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